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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Still no good.

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Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

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Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Nuts and Butts

No way

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They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What do people with very high IQs do all day?