What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:54

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Still no good.
Oracle Stock Jumps On Earnings Beat, Upbeat Cloud Growth Forecast - Investor's Business Daily
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This Everyday Interest Could Reduce Your Risk of Alzheimer’s - SciTechDaily
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
People’s Pharmacy: Did this OTC allergy medicine cause my excruciating knee pain? - OregonLive.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
NAACP calls on Memphis officials to halt operations at xAI’s ‘dirty data center’ - TechCrunch
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Flight deal experts spot a surprise upcharge: Flying solo - The Washington Post
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
BTS’ Jungkook and Jimin Discharged from Korean Military After RM and V - Rolling Stone
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
7 Kirkland Items Members Say Are Better Than Anything at Target - Eat This Not That
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Home goods retailer closing 26 stores: Here’s list of locations - AL.com
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Xbox sale round-up June 3, 2025 - DLC - TrueAchievements
Nuts and Butts
No way
—
Librarians breathe easy as tool spots toxic book pigment - The Times
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes